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Name: SexualHarassmentPanda
Location: Poland
Gender: Male
Interests: Skeeball
Expertise: Being lazy and unmotivated.
Occupation: Retired
Message: message me
Member Since:
8/19/2003
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| Luke lives.
A quick interview.
x0supergrl0x: Luke, if you could be any other student at MTHS...who would you be and why?
NoUseForAName013: I would be Yushen, so i can look at my life and say, wow I did all of this for 2nd place.
x0supergrl0x: So you like to be second best? A loser in other words?
NoUseForAName013: No. I don't. I just would like to be Yushen, because he is a wookie.
x0supergrl0x: What's it like being addicted to gambling and wasting away your Wawa savings for nothing?
NoUseForAName013: HEY!!!! First of all, I'm not that addicted.
Secondly, I dont waste my Wawa earnings since I win most of the
time. My year to date online winnings is 67 dollars thank you
very much
x0supergrl0x: What do you plan on doing with that big pot of earnings?
NoUseForAName013: I plan on buying several parts of North America including Canada, Wyoming, and Jamesburg.
x0supergrl0x: Should marijuana be legalized in Wyoming?
NoUseForAName013: Yes it should. Since people have very little
things to do in Wyoming it's only fair if they could hallucinate about
doing things and mary jane is the key ingredient.
x0supergrl0x: What's your current average in carpentry class?
NoUseForAName013: The technical term is Materials and Methods, and currently I have a 96 billion.
x0supergrl0x: Do you think Mt. St. Helens will erupt within the next 24 hours?
NoUseForAName013: Yes. I hope it erupts all of Chris Emerson's face just like his corpus callosum did.
x0supergrl0x: What's your scoop on the upcoming election?
NoUseForAName013: I've been receiving insider information, and I've got
a good feeling about this one. NADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
x0supergrl0x: Should you have been nominated Homecoming King?
NoUseForAName013: I shouldn't have just been nominated. I
should've been inducted into the homecoming hall of fame. F$^#ing
bulls^$t
x0supergrl0x: If, God forbid, you were the President of the U.S. for a day. What would you do?
NoUseForAName013: I would sentence all of the men to execution and
restart a new perfect race under my new government
Lukealbinonessism
x0supergrl0x: Please sum up your feelings on life, RIGHT NOW, in one sentence.
NoUseForAName013: I am at a happy, yet lonely point of life because Luke hasn't received no loving in a long while.
x0supergrl0x: Thank you for your time, Lukaszv K
NoUseForAName013: It was my pleasue Allison Grandel
So, again, Luke. He loves Nader. He is Homecoming All Star. He is Mt. St. Helen's. He is hawtt.
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| Luke Kerstetter is sorry that he has not updated his xanga in some six months. Here is a long awaited and highly anticipated xanga entry.
Luke is currenly employed at the local wawa after a short stint at Forsgate Country Club. Sadly, Luke had trouble reading a schedule and his career quickly came to a halt. A determined man, Luke got his life back in order and headed to Wawa. Luke is quite possibly one of the best sub makers of all time. His is expertise is working the cash register though. Under 18, he will card no tobacco.
In other news, Lukaszc randomly decided to join Monroe Township High School's cross country team a few days ago. He has already set numerous records in practice and when asked about competing with Scott Roman he said, "I lit him on fire." So there you have it, another aspect of life that Luke owns.
Luke is now a senior in high school and will go to college eventually. He hopes to keep you, his beloved reader, updated about his lovely life. Until next time. | | |
| Photography. Ahh what a waste of time. i have to go run the mile soon. this sucks.
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| Today was an excellent day. I dedicate this entry to Jimmy Seigfried who made me laugh a lot today in trig. Mrs. Okulewicz: "I couldn't read that to my son Michael anymore because he would cry since the bird couldn't find its mother." Than Jimmy completely says out loud "What a pussy." o man I couldn't believe a mind as small as jimmy could respond that fast. i was impressed.
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